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The widow

Policeman Bruce dies in the line of duty. His mates talk about how to tell his wife, or who should volunteer. Young Jack, new to the team, volunteers "I'll do it, I know how to put it to her". Relief.

Jack goes to Bruce's wife, rings the doorbell. She comes to the door, and Jack says, "Widow Smith?" She says, "I'm not a widow!". Jack: "You want to bet?"